happy monday...happy talking

oh goodness.
you know those conversations that make you giggle? 
i love to relive them, because they have me in stitches! 
{we LOVE to laugh!}

here are a few of my favorites from late: 

in the car
So there's this creepy radio personality named Delilah, have you heard of her? Today she came on the radio while Kev and I were in the car, and we began to speculate about what she looks like: 

Kev: I picture her with black hair
Kev: and long creepy nails (makes a claw with his hand)
Kev: and a boil on her head
Katie: so...uh, like a witch? 
Kev: oh?...yeah!

evidently we were WAAAAY off...we googled her when we got home, and she's blond and no boil. But the nails...yet to be seen! 

at the restaurants
so kev's family owns a bunch of restaurants. to preface, kev and his brother are two handsome lads. here are 2 of my fav convo's with customers....

Nate: hi, what I get for you? 
Woman: mmmmmhhhhhhmmmm, where are YOU on the menu? (finger sway included)
Nate: uuuuuhhhhhh
Woman: I'll take an order of YOU, yes I will.
Nate: ooookkkkk, so what else did you want? 
 {Kevin, Nate and I visiting my sister polly}

Kev: hi ladies, i'll be out with your sandwiches in a moment
ladies: oh thanks
Kev: anything else I can get you in the meantime? 
ladies: well, when you bring the food out, you can just bring yourself over too and sit on down with us! Do you cost extra?
Kev: uhhhhh


in the neighborhood
Kevin: what is one thing you can't live without?
neighbor girl: my mom and spiders
Kevin: spiders? 
neighbor girl: ya, and sharks and  snakes and scorpions
Kevin: right (because who couldn't live without those?)

neighbor kid: can you move that cabinet?
me: that thing right there? (pointing to it)
neighbor kid: ya
me: buddy, that's called a chair

at the gym
kev typically plays basketball when we go to the gym, so when i'm done with my work-out, i'll go and watch him play for a bit until we leave. 

guy standing on the side-lines: is that yo' boo? (pointing at Kevin)
me: uuuuhhhhh, wait, what? (me looking extremely confused!!)
guy: i said, is that yo' boo? 
me: (being white and SO not up to date on my pop-culture references, finally gets it!) umm, ya
guy: ok, cool

hope this gave you a smile:) 
I cannot believe Kev and I leave on Wed. for Alaska for a week and a half! 
we're excited...we've never been there! 
any tips for those of you who have? 

also, don't forget you can still buy an Africa Hope Shirt. 
i mailed my first two on Friday! 
for a list of all the shirts, click here

have a WONDERFUL day! 
love Katie 
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